Nurse: Doctor! it’s having a seizure!! We’re losing it!!!
Doctor: Nurse, quick!! Give me 50ccs of bitch and a touch of inspiration!!
Nurse: It’s gone into shock!!
Doctor: Defib, quickly, charge at 200!! Clear!!!
Nurse: It’s flatlineing!!!
Doctor: Charge at 300J!! Clear!!!
Nurse: We have a pulse… it’s faint…
Doctor: Give it another 20 of bitch… we’ve done all we could… let’s hope it makes it through the night…